Jun 26 2005

?I?d spend my time working on projects like this.

Published by dword at 4:52 pm under if I had a million dollars...

This weekend, I started work on The Great Summer Mystery Project”. I?ve been working on the dinning room shelves for a few months now, so cool personal projects like this have had to wait. Now, I?m not going to tell you what I?m making, so you?ll have to make your best guess based on what you see.


What you see:

All good projects start at either Lowes or Home Depot. So, I went to Home Depot (I had a 10% off coupon) and bought some hardware, 2 tubes of glue, and five sheets of luan plywood (essentially a plywood sheet made of a single ply).

The first step in building this mystery project is to rip the luan into 3 inch strips. (For those of you who went to public school, that?s 16 strips per sheet, times 5 sheets; which equals 80 strips.) To speed things up, I stacked the sheets and made each rip-cut through all five sheets. Now?s a great time to allude to: “Damon?s fool-proof method for making accurate rip-cuts with a circular saw?.
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Fifteen cuts later, and I have my slats. You?re probably asking yourself, ?What would make a man seemingly ruin 5 sheets of plywood by cutting them into three inch slats?? Keep reading.
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Now that I’ve got the slats cut, I need to build a template for project assembly. I use an 2? X 8? piece of 3/4″ plywood for the template base. I then tape down a series of ten pieces of paper I printed out a giant curve on.
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Next, I whip-up eleven little wooden do-dads and screw them to the plywood along the inside of the curve.
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Now comes the fun part. I group the slats into groups of sixteen and start spreading glue on one side of each slat. Then, I clamp the group of slats to the template creating a laminated curve of three inch slats.
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Once the glue sets up (polyurethane glue sets up in about 4 hours ? much slower than normal wood glue) I remove the laminated curve and begin the process again with another group of slats.
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There?s something quite artistic about twenty four clamps lined up along a gentle curve like this.
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So, at this point, I?ve only made three of the five curves I?ll need for this project. I?ll post more information as the mystery project continues, but I?d be interested to read guesses about what I?m building.

15 Responses to “?I?d spend my time working on projects like this.”

  1. Grandma Linda on 26 Jun 2005 at 5:59 pm

    You’re building a boat to go to the Bermuda triangle. Well, I’m not going with you. So don’t beg me to.

  2. Dword on 26 Jun 2005 at 7:32 pm

    Now, everyone needs to realize that I’m going to make fun of incorrect guesses submitted… So don’t hold back… I sure won’t.

  3. Scott on 26 Jun 2005 at 10:23 pm

    I am guessing that you’re making a garden/entry arbor with a curved top. That would explain why you’re using the poly glue. It would also continue the Craftsman theme you’ve got going (i.e., the fact that you have bungalow, the craftsman lights on the fence posts, etc.).

  4. Nat on 27 Jun 2005 at 6:33 pm

    This is the same method that some boatbuilders build ribs.

    http://www.adirondack-guide-boat.com/howwebuildawoodenboat.html

    Or maybe you are making actual ribs for a 60′ wicker man for use in an ancient celtic pagan ceremony. That’s so rad!

  5. Vicki on 27 Jun 2005 at 9:47 pm

    This lookslike a challenge for BigBadBobtheMAN. I’ll have him take a look and give his two cents

  6. jeannette on 28 Jun 2005 at 12:32 pm

    an ark!

  7. austina on 28 Jun 2005 at 1:03 pm

    a huge rocking chair

  8. Scott on 28 Jun 2005 at 10:34 pm

    You know, Damon, now that you’ve stuck those pieces out on the front steps of your house, it has me thinking that you could be providing a clue. Could it be an arched front portico that you are building instead of a backyard arbor?

  9. Dword on 28 Jun 2005 at 11:28 pm

    Nope. You’re out-thinking yourself. But I will give you a hint: The item I’m contructing is commercially available. However, the cheapest I’ve seen them available for is about $300. Thus, I’m making my own.

  10. greg on 29 Jun 2005 at 12:24 am

    Hammock Stand?

  11. Scott on 29 Jun 2005 at 1:01 am

    Greg, I think you hit the jackpot. Damon did mention that this was a “personal” project.

    Roman Arch Hammock Stand

  12. Bo on 30 Jun 2005 at 8:59 pm

    I’m going with the doorway arch theory; although the Roman hammock stand is compelling.

    My idea is that the are going to be arches over the three doors in your dining room (seeing as that is the room that is receiving the most attention in your home-renovation)

  13. ern on 28 Sep 2006 at 5:44 pm

    Uhm … is it goinig to be a gigantic tobagon?

  14. Chris on 29 Mar 2007 at 6:11 pm

    So how did it come out? Are there any design elements that you would change if you were to build it again?

  15. DWord on 30 Mar 2007 at 9:51 am

    It came out great! It’s at my parent’s place at the lake. Here’s a good picture of the finished product: http://www.flickr.com/photos/crumleydotorg/77324178/

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