May 20 2006
Am I the biggest dork in the world?
I know that inside, I’m a nerd. But, I realize this. So, I do a pretty good job of hiding it and end up coming off as just “weird” or “eccentric”.
Some of the folks I know, are bigger dweebs eccentrics than I am. So, by comparison, I see myself as actually kinda cool.
So…
Am I the biggest dork in the world because I secretly wish there was one of these in Chattanooga?













Oh yeah,
If the answer is “Yes, you’re a big dork”, please be nice and just say something like, “Oh no, D… that’s perfectly normal.”
I’ll know what you really mean.
I can’t comment because you’re my son.
Let’s just stick with “eccentric” okay? That’s the word I use when I tell people about you
I used to have a girlfriend who was too polite to say wierd or even eccentric. Her name was Maura. Maura would always say, “I don’t understand (name).” But it was easy to figure this out.
My best friend is married to an Aussie who frequently addresses me as “freak.”
Eccentric is not so bad. Literally off the center.
“Oh no, D… that’s perfectly normal.”