Alternate title: How dabbling in the black arts of ebay is good for my son

Earlier this week I received an email from my very concerned sister-in-law.

I glanced over at Ebay to see what your old chandelier looked like, since I’ve never managed to get up there and see your house in person. Then I noticed you had 10 comments by your name. Of course, that made me curious to see what other items you had bought or sold. At first I was feeling guilty about being nosey, but now I believe I was led to snoop so I could confront you about the dangerous path you’re on.

I don’t think you need to be worried about selling your soul at PPP when you’re out there damning it by even looking at crimsontideauctions. You’re lucky you didn’t turn into a pillar of salt or get struck by lightening. If I were you missy, I’d be down on my hands and knees begging forgiveness, although I’m not sure you can undo the damage you’ve done.

Does Damon know you’re dabbling in the black arts over at Ebay? That precious little boy of yours better not be corrupted by this.

I’ll be praying for you.
LOL,
Vicki

Well today I can come clean regarding my relationship with crimsontideauctions.

First, it wasn?t me. Honest. It was Damon.
And second, he had a good reason.

A while back, Damon began teaching Fuller some of the skills he will need to become an All-American linebacker. Maybe you have seen the video?

Damon got tired of falling to the ground and decided that a third player needed to be involved in the training. And since Damon is a good great husband, he knew that third player was not going to be his wife.

For the past month or two Damon has been working, much like Geppetto, to build Fuller a worthy opponent. Today that opponent stands in our kitchen (it’s raining outside right now). Meet the Alabama Loser!

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