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I need help taunting Atlanta

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CFC ExcitementThis Saturday, the Chattanooga Futbol Club is playing their inaugural match, against Atlanta. I’d like to make some signs and I’m having trouble coming up with not-too-offensive anti-Atlanta soccer slogans. Can others make some suggestions?

Subjects I’m considering lampooning:

    Atlanta’s urban sprawl
    Atlanta’s attempted theft of Chattanooga’s water
    Plays on the name “Atlanta” and its similarity to “Atlantis”
    The illusory high-speed train
    Our mutual insistence that Dalton belongs to the other metro area

All ideas will be considered. Thank you.

4 Comments

  1. I vote for really bad, common sense one liners. Things that are obviously true stated as if they are hilariously funny.

    Atlanta – you have bad traffic.

    Atlanta – Stone Mountain is a big rock.

    Colleens last blog post..cum laude is one of those phrases…

  2. I just got a verbal suggestion from a co-worker:
    Take “trendy/ classic” T-Shirt slogans and add the word “Atlanta” to them.

    My favorite: “Atlanta Happens.”

  3. I like “Stone Mountain is a big rock.” At least we have some decent mountains. Or I like the subject of them trying to steal our water. You will post what you come up with, right?

  4. I really should not poke in…. it’s my age that makes me do this. I would like to give one without knowing nothing about either one.

    “Sock Atlanta back in their own water”
    Thanks for letting me join in.
    Love ya’ll
    Aunt Nita

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