This Saturday, the Chattanooga Futbol Club is playing their inaugural match, against Atlanta. I’d like to make some signs and I’m having trouble coming up with not-too-offensive anti-Atlanta soccer slogans. Can others make some suggestions?
Subjects I’m considering lampooning:
Atlanta’s urban sprawl
Atlanta’s attempted theft of Chattanooga’s water
Plays on the name “Atlanta” and its similarity to “Atlantis”
The illusory high-speed train
Our mutual insistence that Dalton belongs to the other metro area
All ideas will be considered. Thank you.