This Saturday, the Chattanooga Futbol Club is playing their inaugural match, against Atlanta. I’d like to make some signs and I’m having trouble coming up with not-too-offensive anti-Atlanta soccer slogans. Can others make some suggestions?
Subjects I’m considering lampooning:
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Atlanta’s urban sprawl
Atlanta’s attempted theft of Chattanooga’s water
Plays on the name “Atlanta” and its similarity to “Atlantis”
The illusory high-speed train
Our mutual insistence that Dalton belongs to the other metro area
All ideas will be considered. Thank you.
May 12, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I vote for really bad, common sense one liners. Things that are obviously true stated as if they are hilariously funny.
Atlanta – you have bad traffic.
Atlanta – Stone Mountain is a big rock.
Colleens last blog post..cum laude is one of those phrases…
May 12, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I just got a verbal suggestion from a co-worker:
Take “trendy/ classic” T-Shirt slogans and add the word “Atlanta” to them.
My favorite: “Atlanta Happens.”
May 12, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I like “Stone Mountain is a big rock.” At least we have some decent mountains. Or I like the subject of them trying to steal our water. You will post what you come up with, right?
May 13, 2009 at 6:58 am
I really should not poke in…. it’s my age that makes me do this. I would like to give one without knowing nothing about either one.
“Sock Atlanta back in their own water”
Thanks for letting me join in.
Love ya’ll
Aunt Nita